Game 136: Dodgers vs Colorado Rockies 5:12

Instead of a boring blowout game report (after all tomorrow is another day) I have a question for you. What would be an English rendition of the following sentence in my language:

"W żadnym stopniu nie czuję się na siłach napisać
podsumowania takiego meczu jak ten".

Whoever gets it translated (and correctly) first, gets the Official Ravings title of the Linguistic Wizard and her/his page/blog is linked up to from our links section. Try it :).