They are a bad team...

... no, not the Dodgers. The new team that will feature Mr. Odalis Perez. The Kansas City Royals :). Says the fearless burger-eating lefthander:

"The team is a bad team," he said. "I'm not saying the players
are bad but they have 34, 35 wins. I'll be happy because
I can be one good guy on that staff."

See Perez's thinking pattern? *He* could be a *good* guy on this staff! He does not see anything wrong with his performance! Just move him around to a more convenient environment, where his bloated ERA can be hidden better than on the Dodgers, and he suddenly becomes a *good guy*.

I will not shed a tear, for Odalis...